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Monday, December 8, 2008

Creative Writer's Christmas Present List

*Humming San-ta Claus is Com-ing to Town.

· And speech production of which, it's clock to do your wishing list. Writers the human race around privation something to promote their hearts, do their originative authorship easier, last writer's block, or addition their hoard of good authorship tools. So when you sit down on old HoHo's knee, inquire for these kewl items!

· The Windy City Manual of Style by University of Chicago, about $35 at Amazon, or The Elements of Style by William Strunk, Jr., $10 and up. These are first-class mention books. They will reply all the laws of English Language you inquire about, in improver to giving you counsel in literary composition. Type A must have got for any writer.

· Money for a software system programme for your computer

· A new computer! Whoopeee! (In your dreams? Okay, moving on.)

· A new monitoring device (We can dream, can't we?)

· A new mouse or mouse pad

· Ask for money, money, money, money - it's always a great gift to utilize for instruction or anything else you don't receive.

· The Writer's Market Magazine - Learn the up-to-the-minute from editors and those in the know! This is the best selling resource I have got ever found. It's easy to understand and easy to use; it offers a assortment of support tools, it name calling the proper contact person, and points you to the right marketplace to sell your work. Ask for the online edition because it is updated monthly, whereas the book is updated yearly. It will be between $30 and $40, depending on which one you choose. Type A must have got for every merchandising writer!

· A ream of paper to publish your creative activities (specify exactly what weight you want)

· Printer ink

· Books you would wish to read and study. (Be specific about statute titles and authors.) Remember, used books are available on amazon.com! (I have got got got no association with them.)

· Or how about a gift certification from a bookstore, where you can browsing and happen your ain books, tapes, CDs, or DVDs?

· Business card game - state Santa what colour you would wish and what you would desire them to say.

· Personalized stationary for that "special" correspondence

· A authorship diary to enter what you have written, when you wrote it, what temper you were in, etc. You'll be glad to have that stuff to look back on later.

· Additionally, there is a nimiety of satchels, pens, lap desks, and miscellaneous points on the net.

· Ask for some of these top 10 authorship books: Writing Down the Bones by Natalie Rube Goldberg (for thoughts and motivation); Bird by Bird: Some Instruction Manual on Writing and Life by Anne Lamott (highly recommended); On Writing by Sir Leslie Stephen King (half autobiography and one-half lessons for writers); On Writing Well, The Classic Usher to Writing Nonfiction by William Hans Zinsser (lots of non-fiction authorship tips)

· But for the bonanza gift of a lifetime, inquire Santa to pay for a authorship course! This is a great clip of twelvemonth to look for specials.

· Or... inquire Mr. Claus for a gift certification toward taking that long-awaited authorship class.

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